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Saturday, 25 August 2012

BHISOLAR BUSTY - Diary Of A Randy Campus Chic….



PART 3.
 My first weekend in UNILAG was quite memorable. The welcome party was quite a blast, and our neighbours were attracted by the loud music coming from our room and they can’t help but join the fun train when they started smelling the sweet aroma of delicacies that was oozing out from our room. Mary and Shewa are one hell of good cooks. We really had fun dancing to the latest vibes of various Naija hits and we don’t really need a DJ because Angie had this Naija Mix CD she got from a copy of ACADA Magazine she bought and it has all our favourite party songs.
I could notice all the girls that came to our room either to party with us or to borrow one thing or another can’t help but stare at me. Some even pass comments like, ‘Oh! I like your hair’, ‘Where did you get your weave-on? Is it Brazilian’, ‘I love your contact’, etc.
We only had 4 guys in the room and those are Jide, Shewa’s boyfriend; Kunle, Angie’s boyfriend; Breeze, Mary’s boyfriend and Olu Cool Money, Maryam’s toaster who is a loaded yahoo yahoo boy and the finest among them. Jide and Kunle arrived together because they are friends but Breeze and Olu Cool Money arrived separately. They all can’t help stealing glances at me but had to be cautious so that they don’t get caught. They even tried starting up a conversation with me and I know this is just a trick to be able to get closer. But their girlfriends are always putting them in check. Olu Cool Money seems to be the bravest amongst them and I guess this is because of his cash. He didn’t really mind talking to me even though Maryam seem not comfortable with this. I found out that he is quite intelligent as much as he looks and loaded with cash. We really chatted for the better part of the party and he was quite funny and humorous too. Sometimes Shewa will wink at me and I know she’s cautioning me to be careful because of Maryam, but I can’t just simply resist the charm of this cool dude.
The party lasted till around 10.00pm when it was time for guys to vacate the hall and this was been announced on the PA System. We later walked them down from our rooms. Jide and Kunle walked away to their hostels while Breeze drove off in his Golf GTI and we later left Maryam with Olu Cool Money besides his Toyota RAV4 .
While I was chatting with Olu Cool Money, we had exchanged BB Pins and phone numbers, with this I knew the guy is hooked, and on our way up to our room, Shewa pulled me back and told me to be very careful because she said could read all that was going at the party but I told her we were only gisting and that the guy is nice and funny, she just told me to be careful and that she knows the guy will come after me and though he and Maryam are yet to start something serious but Maryam can be bitchy when it comes to stuffs like this and this is how I got to know they’re not fully dating yet.
Maryam later entered the room and I could see her mood had changed and was just boning, Shewa who knew what’s up tried asking her what the problem is but she said she was ok, but I and Shewa knew what’s wrong with her and I guess the other girls too knew but we all tried to avoid trouble and didn’t probe her further. Not up to 30 minutes, Olu Cool Money pinged me and that was how we started this endless chat which lasted very late into the night. Thank God tomorrow is a Sunday. I didn’t even know the time I dozed off because I was so exhausted.
The following day, I thanked all the girls on behalf of myself and Kemi for the warm reception but I noticed Maryam didn’t answered well when I greeted her but I just pretended all is well. We later prepared breakfast and dressed up for the church. I have a way of doing things and this still baffles many people and it makes it hard for them to place me. I can be very fickle. My roommates couldn’t believe it when I brought out my white Dry Lace Iro and Buba with my Ace head gear. They were all in their English attire but I prefer to stand-out and they didn’t know that the trick is, the native attire will stand me out amongst them and will allow people to give me more attention among them. That’s the logic! Immediately we all stepped out of our room, I could say half of the hall residents’ attention was on us. I can’t thank God more because all these girls are damn stylish. We were so lucky that Shewa has a ride, a Mitsubishi Space Wagon and we all cruised in it to church. We were yet to fully park when I saw guys eyeing us. Na wah O! Even sef for church. God dey! To say we caused commotion right from the church entrance is an understatement, despite the fact that we all dressed well and not sensually or exposing our body, guys are still gazing at us. I have to tell you that the six of us are a beauty to behold and I know God himself will see us and smile at his creation. I can’t help but tell you a gist of what happened in the church; let me save that for next week.
 AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!

PART FOUR
I know you all would have been thinking I seduced the pastor. I’m not as bad as that oooo, going all the way to tempt a man of God, ish…..
As we stepped into the church, we paused by the door for a few minute to check where we could get a space to accommodate us, in no time we located a place on the third row from the front of the church, and we all gracefully stepped and walked in to sit. We must have caused commotion as I noticed guys starring at us. I could tell what was going through their mind, LUST! We settled down into our sit as the pastor was about preaching the day’s sermon, though we had missed the Sunday school by a few minute. On our row are two handsome and well dressed guys. I could tell they’re working because of their dress sense and suaveness. They both wore a well starched and ironed Guinea Brocade. I sat next to one of them, and I greeted the two of them, they are barely audible with their replies because I know they are surprised that I greeted them. My being randy doesn’t make me to be rude or proud o!*lol*….
It’s so funny that many young girls in the service are just fiddling with their BB, I wonder if they’re re-broadcasting the service or what? Anyway, the pastor’s sermon was quite interesting and he ended in just 45 minutes. We gave offering and it was time to go. I’m sure the dude sitting next to me didn’t hear a word of what the pastor preached. I could tell that he is an Hausa guy from his look and ascent. I’ve been dreaming of meeting an Hausa guy and I know he is hooked, no stories! As we stepped out, I saw him walking towards me and introduced himself and his pal to me and my friends. “Hi, I’m Yussuf and this is Akin. Can you please spare me a few minutes. Hope you girls don’t mind”. I excused myself; of course I knew there was nothing else he wants to say than ‘toasting’…. Hmmmn guys will always be guys. He later re-introduces himself and told me he would like to see me again and asked for my digits and my BB Pin, which I gave to him. He promised calling later in the evening and I left him to join my friends that are already impatiently waiting, and we all drove off.
I was famished and we just had to do some quick cooking and we all slept off after our meal. It was Olu’s pinged that woke me; he said he will like us to hang-out later in the evening for him to show me around the campus. I was so excited about this and not even minding Maryam. I’ve been looking forward to check-out all the places I’ve heard about in UNILAG and I felt this is a big opportunity. Olu asked me to meet him in front of the SUB by 6pm. I stood up by 5.30pm to take my bath and dressed up, as I was dressing I could hear Maryam talking on phone and I knew it was Olu she was discussing with. I heard something like Olu saying he couldn’t come again to take her to the movies that he had to urgently go home to see his mum. I just laugh and said to myself “guys can be bitchy”. I just did as if I didn’t hear all she was saying to Shalewa and the other girls. When I was done, I told them I needed to get to Yaba to see a friend and will be back soon.
Olu picked me up and we drove around the campus and avoiding all the areas Maryam could go to. He drove me to most of the iconic places on campus and we later droved to E-center to buy Ice cream and some Snacks and drove back to the campus. As we were getting in, I told him I will like to go back to my hostel, but he said there’s a special place he would like to show me, it was already around 8pm. He drove straight to the Lagoon Front. We went down and took a stroll. I was awe by the serenity and spectacular view of the Lagoon and the environment. As we were walking and ‘gisting’, Olu just hold my hands and pulled me to him and landed a kiss on my lips, I have no choice but to respond. He kisses so well and we ended up smooching and all…. We later went to the back of his car to continue, and before I knew it he had pulled down my pant and brought out a CD which I helped him to wear and we ended up having hot sex. When we were through, he gave me N10,000 in N200 crsipy notes and dropped me off in front of the SUB and strolled down to my room. I got in and just dropped all that I bought for my friends and slept off because I was extremely tired.
AIDS IS REAL OOO!!! IF YOU CAN’T HOLD BODY, ALWAYS USE CONDOM!

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