Friday, 16 September 2016

South African Universities Set To Offer Witchcraft Courses

South African universities set to offer witchcraft in their school curriculum. If news making the rounds is anything to go by, then students will now have a chance to get an education on witchcraft. According to Live Monitor, plans to include witchcraft into university curriculums have been announced by the South African minister of higher education and training, Mr. Blade Nzimande.

According to Nzimande, the classes which will commence from 2018, is aimed at learning skills which are peculiar to people who practice witchcraft. Addressing student union representatives from across the country, he said: “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.”

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