While (most) sex
sessions may not be as arduous as running a marathon, doing dead lifts or
sweating your way through a Crossfit class, they’re still pretty darned
physical. So the next time you’re burning calories or working on your endurance
between the sheets, consider sipping on some fun and flavorful drinks to keep
you hydrated and performing at your peak. We even found a few drinks that have
sexy side effects we think you’ll enjoy.
First things
first though, our short list of after sex drink rules:
- Bye-bye, booze.
Really want to
rehydrate after some quality time in the sack? Ditch the alcohol and pour
yourself a glass of the basics: water, juices and sports drinks.
- Lighten up.
The best after
sex drink will be light and flavorful so it doesn’t weight you down when it’s
time for round two. Consider adding some sparkling water to your favorite juice
for some uplifting bubble action.
- Watch the calories.
Drinks can have
a lot more calories that you may have bargained for, so make sure you know what
you’re guzzling before you start tossing them back. Just to shed some light on
the real numbers: the average person will burn about 90 calories in the average
sex session. That’s about ¾ of a bottle of sports drink, 1 cup of orange juice,
¾ of a can of soda, or all the water you can drink. Gulp, ahhhhh…
And now, the top
three drinks that may have a very happy impact on your sex life:
You gotta love
this tropical treat because pineapple juice has been known to improve the
flavor of semen. So if you’re looking for a slightly sweeter experience when
you “go downtown,” have your guy drink a glass of this bright beverage a couple
of hours beforehand. Couples have reported that it cuts the bitter sourness of
cum and helps make it more palatable. Interesting stuff.
- Cranberry Juice
Cranberries have
long been praised for their natural aphrodisiac qualities, but the sexual
benefits don’t stop there. These little ruby berries are full of vitamins C and
A, which help promote healthy sex glands and circulation for when your blood
gets pumping with your partner. Moreover, cranberries are rich in antioxidants
(which encourage vitality by taking down cell-damaging free radicals) and
phytochemicals (which can be helpful in maintaining a healthy heart).
- Chocolate Milkshakes
Or pretty much
anything chocolate. Or milky for that matter. Chocolate is one of the world’s
most sensual foods, and the dark version has nutrients like antioxidants to
keep your body at its best. And milk is full of protein and energy to keep you
going strong for the long haul. It’s refreshing and packed with nourishing
vitamins and minerals, plus it isn’t acidic, so it can balance out any spicy
food (and resulting heartburn) from earlier.
Thirsty yet? We
sure are. So no matter what you end up drinking, just remember to always stay
safe. Hey, we’re all for mixing beds with beverages and staying hydrated during
“workouts,” but just remember that sex and too much alcohol definitely don’t
mix. You and your partner(s) need to be clearheaded enough to able to express
clear consent every time you have sex, not to mention that
doing the deed isn’t nearly as much fun if you can’t remember it afterwards.
Cheers!
Courtesy: beforeplay.org
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